Don’t forget the “Patriot Gold” version, available for a limited time, with a leftover Trump Tourbillon watch embedded in the dash.

With consumer demand dropping fast for the Cybertruck, Elon is going to have massive production capacity and no market. He is going to find a way to make the government buy Teslas as fleet vehicles as a way to “save money” in his role at the Department of Government Efficiency (or whatever they called it). Just look…

Truthfully the tuna can is actually a marvel of engineering compared to the Cybertruck. How many tuna cans are out there right now, just quietly performing the task for which they were designed under all sorts of adverse conditions without failure?

That’s a in insult to tuna cans. This is what you throw a used tuna can into when you’re done with it.

I suspect that they will be official car of the Trump Regime so prices will skyrocket, with special editions like “January 6th’ with pre broken windows and Charlottesville with Tiki Torches in the bed. With the penultimate 47 model with flags and eagles and dead immigrants and orange furry seats with a 600% markup 

Moore’s law is what you are referring too, and it is not applicable anymore. He based it on transistor miniaturization, and we are near the limit apparently. Instead of the predicted 2 years we are almost at 4 now. It held at 2 for many decades, though.

Imagine you have $120k to blow on a car. And instead of buying a Range Rover, X7, Escalade, GLS or QX80 you say “yep, I’ll buy a tuna can on wheels”.

“which might lead one to wonder if they’ve ever purchased a new vehicle before. Or a used one. Or dealt with money at all.”

Reminder: Exxon did a study in *1982* that correctly predicted both the amount of CO2 that was going to get dumped into the atmosphere as well as the global temperature rise and its consequences. Rather than do something about it, they buried the study and went on a 40-year, heavily funded campaign to deny that GW was…

Feel free to also come join me for some gas station sushi and warm malt liquor at Mitch McConnell’s grave for a shart-tastic celebration.

The human race is definitely headed for extinction. Voters confirmed last week that they want the process to speed up.

That grave is going to piss-soaked immediately and for decades. Ya love to see it.

That’s going to be one soggy patch of brown grass, I can assure you. There will be a 24/7 line of people waiting, and I’ll be on the side selling bottled water. 

It’s been a couple decades since I’ve been to jail, but I will happily go back again if I get the chance to piss on Trump’s grave.

I’ll say it before and I’ll say it again. If Monaco is un-killable on account of its history, move it to the end of the season and make it a coronation for the champ like the final stage of the Tour de France.

Someone should remind Luc1f3r that the 2026 spec cars will still be 20 inches longer than the 2007-spec cars, which also couldn’t pass at Monaco.

You just proved my point. Monaco is trash for racing. It’s a Saturday track, not a Sunday track. 

So, of course it makes sense that states people want to live in would be more likely to do more with their money than simply repave roads. Additionally, many rural areas don’t have much of a tax base and have deferred maintenance and repairs for years, so those projects are going to be a priority before they get…

Here we have the usual, anti-American Euro F1 snob in their natural habitat. Pretending that European races are fun, while US races are boring.

The actual RACING at Monaco sucks. It’s ALWAYS been about the pageantry of the city itself. Scrap Monaco and bring back the German Grand Prix. Use the Nurburgring GP track instead of the Hockenheimring for some variety.