This seagull is from my hometown! He loves the orange Doritos, they even moved them a couple of times in the shop to try and get him to stop, but he kept finding them. Maybe it’s an orange thing.

It’s sulfur.

But it doesn’t explain his smell.

The seagull in this gif is my hero.

I think we are on to something here. Could Trump’s horribly applied orange makeup just be the result of him perpetually falling into bins of chicken tikka masala?

It’s fake. Don’t ask me how I know, but sleep a bit easier.

So a woman in Washington says no, stop, I don’t want to do this, stop, you’re raping me, and he rapes her anyway and that counts as only third degree rape? Just, wow.

Unfortunately I worked with Profiles when I was the Artistic Director of a very small theatre company about 15 years ago. It’s not even just the weird sexual power abuse but just general disrespect for people on a professional level. I know a handful of the people mentioned in the piece and it breaks my heart to know…

There are a number of things that are fucked up about this. I’m especially baffled by trying to imagine someone I knew in grade school posing as me to lure women into a situation where they can be raped. That adds another dimension of creepy weirdness to the whole thing.

Refresh, wait for a new post. Refresh, wait for a new post. Refresh, it’s here! Oh shit, think of something witty Court! Hurry dammit! Lie if you have to! Post a picture of your baby boy.

Seriously, once the abuse allegations came out, the timing just made perfect sense to me.

omg thank you for the line and screen cap of: look at these monsters.

Questionable Pasta is my new band name!

Well, if we’re going to play that game:

it’s all just very weird and off and i’m just bothered by all these statements by everyone I just want the whole truth to come out.

Of the three Judith is my fave. Scruples and Princess Daisy.

Martha probably knitted a sweater out of dental floss in jail.

I was going to wait for it to finish and then watch it so I didn't get burned like all those suckers who got hooked on Lost, but by the time it wrapped up I was so sick of hearing about it that I just didn't bother.

I’ve known a few people who have gone to similar places, and I found this article to be informative: