I don’t usually use the term “basic bitch” but jfc if I didn’t feel like one after reading this. I have a photo of myself in front of the pink wall in LA (where I live now), in front of the Jeremiah mural AND “Greetings from Austin” (where I went to school), and one in front of a “Greetings from San Diego” mural…

#DetroitVsEverybody

Fuck all this vegan bullshit, something amazing just happened!

SPOILERS:

Lol, I love that episode.

I don’t doubt this possibly wasn’t the first time, but landlords act rashly A LOT. the firm that I work at has done evictions on both sides and landlords are rarely the voice of legal reason.

Oh wait! Doesn’t she have those two sons who are insufferable pieces of shit?

Someone responded to my comment with a detailed description of these shoes. Apparently they have excellent rubber soles that make them ideal for walking on rocks. So basically what I’m saying is that Tom Hiddleston comments on Jezebel.

Bobby, Bobby! I cannot believe this was not another part of gossip!

Said a spy, “He has one pair of those shoes that he’s been wearing since March. Clearly, he’s just very English. And very good at keeping his shoes clean.”

she’s stacked taller and looks more scrumptious than IHOP’s double blueberry pancakes.

When filling out paper work for background checks on a gun “have you been dishonorably discharged from the military?” No more second amendment right for him. I'm pro gun but fuck that guy

I watch NCIS: New Orleans because Scott Bakula looks exactly like my step-dad.

I’m seeing some snark on the early comments here but I tell you what: I’d watch the fuck out of this. For one thing, I have a man crush on Bradly Cooper, for another thing, Lady Gaga is the ONLY dance/pop/whatever-she-is kind of music that is not classic rock or metal that I will actually listen to. I watched her HBO…

Like they would ever accept the opinion of a doctor.

I have been trying to get Gus to be an Insta-celeb for almost a year now. He takes very good photos and will pose with shit.

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

“manipulative sex kitten”

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE DO A WELLNESS CHECK ON NAOMI’S ASSISTANT?!?!?!