Auto-Erotic asphyxiation.

I love how you make this the focal point and you don’t even mention how, after the play, the back helmsman decapitated 17 geese with his longsword to secure 15 toggle points, which, by the way, the priest converted easily into 2 victory runes.

that’s an amazing metaphor

If you’d like I’d be willing to tell you the niners are complete mess (front to back). Just because you have explosive diarrhea doesn’t mean you don’t notice when someone else farts in the elevator.

No, that’d be stupid. The kid spends his Sundays at a bar.

The guy has the wherewithal to film in landscape, in a life threatening situation, and it gets posted in vertical.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

Maradona could use a Hand of God to the face.

As a Cowboy fan, football writer and unflappable Tony Romo supporter, I can honestly say... that I have nothing intelligent to say on this topic.

I’ve gone from watching all day Sunday on Sunday Ticket to just watching my team, and only if they’re on broadcast TV. And even then, I only watch the second half most of the time. I’d guess that by next year I’ll be out altogether.

Follow up: why do you mispronounce coupon?

Many in Ireland have long supported Palestine due to the parallels the Irish saw between their own fight against Britain and the Palestinian fight against Israel. Many Irish Republicans adopted the Palestinian flag to show their solidarity with Palestine. In response, many Loyalists adopted Israel’s flag (which is…

Sure, marijuana abuse is 10 weeks, but if he’d said he was abusing Mary Jane, he’d have seen 2 or 3 weeks, tops.

Richard Sherman should probably be President of the NFLPA one day. He won’t be, because he’s too smart and too opinionated, but he should be. Perhaps he’ll run for public office. I’d vote for him.

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Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

“Honestly, I was searching black caulk.”