Yeah, I live in the DC area. I’m very aware of his role behind the Nationals’ “Faith Day” where the press releases and letters always seemed to forget to mention the non-Christian speakers and performers.

People seem to forget the guy is a HUGE Fundie, and probably kept his kid out of school most of the time so he wouldn’t have to learn about sick and twisted shit like evolution, sex ed or global warming. http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/sep/…

Soooo all the expensive and hard to find stuff was free, paint was free, and the technical details to get the driveline (again free) running was provided by someone else (for free).

LaRoche is a jeezuz freak, and Montana is a girl. Draw your own conclusions as to “why?” she isn’t getting the same quality education.

...is it possible that nobody on the White Sox cares about his dipshit son and they demanded he not come in the clubhouse KNOWING FULL WELL LaRoche would get pissed and retire? Qui bono?! The White Sox, that’s who! $13 million they may as well have set on fire by dragging his carcass on the field gets to stay in their…

So Leitch brought up an interesting point in his room temperature take:

Im not a legal scholar, can someone answer this for me?

Disgusting.

Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.

I was on Team Kid until i read that fucking quote. Not big on school so its gonna be Daddy Fucking Daycare at the office? HILARIOUS.

He needs to learn useful life lessons like leaving 13 mil on the table because daddy got his feelings hurt

Adam LaRoche’s school of choice is something else: baseball school. And, in a world full of deadbeat parents, at least he’s a guy who wants his kid around. Applaud him for that.

“We’re not big on school.” Oy.

It’s the middle of March, and this kid is going to Spring Training with his dad everyday? Aren’t kids this young supposed to be in some sort of school setting?

Not every day you get traded from the Florida of the Northeast to the Florida of the Southwest.

OH MAHY GAWD CHAENDLER JAOHNES WAOULDN’T TAEK OWER KAESH.

“Nobody cares about your stupid Franken-Dick”

That photo serves as a perfect metaphor for when Deadspin cross links its readers over to Jezebel.