So, real-life Batman Jones?

He would've been perfect for Gotham instead of using up all the A-List Batman villains.

Just wait for the new version of Egghead - a serial killer who specializes in oophorectomies on his still-living victims. Making egg puns through the whole ordeal.

> the Creature Commandos going to Transilvane

I'm scared, Poncho.

The Void

Wait… Alice Englert isn't related at all to Ansel Elgort?

He really should've bought that monkey.

> used to

Oklahoma's clearly part of the Midwest. Tornado country.

this has prompted me to create 'Iceberg Slim Whitman' as the account i will use post-Kinjapocalypse. However I will only be using it to verbally abuse people. Thank you!!

Uh, I think one just gets rearranged on the molecular level until it's the other…

"Balance of Terror" begins and ends in a starship's chapel. If they were atheist as a culture, the wedding would be held in the mess hall or recreation room or something. Not a space specifically assigned for religious or spiritual purposes.

Oh, like tigons and ligers. that's neat.

I thought they were called grolar bears.

Oh yeah, Cracker Barrel - pancakes are good and the hashbrown casserole is great. I got a $1 switchblade comb in the gift shop there that I'll occasionally wave around at work and then comb through my beard with it.

You know, what? Fuck it - Same goes for NYC, and the whole of Illinois and Texas. (I'm extrapolating all of Texas just from Houston and El Paso, but again, fuck it)

Was it actually *in* Indiana?

Then Ray realizes he never left the Shoney's…

Well, they'd still be 80….