> a supervillain dressed like an Italian chef

Technically Luck is a part of it, so it's a Silver Quaternity.

Why do they keep rebuilding?

Can i interest you in my groundbreaking, innovative prison reform ideas?

Take a salt tablet and walk it off!

I never understand the complaints about 'misandry' - Why do you guys even care what women think?

BRIGHT RED SAFARI JACKET OR GTFO

As someone who occasionally has sex with people's mothers, I'm personally not offended by it.

"But what if I want to hurt people? Why can't I? It's not fair!"

Again, the correct term is 'inspirational'

Buzz is actually Whitman Mayo.

Just wait till Hormel pulls their ads from HBO!

It's a real thing unfortunately.

HBO still has boxing, right?

What does Ja Rule think about this?!

This is the most wonderful thing I'm going to read all week. Month, even.

Attempted to clear out some space on the dvr -

A "Chadwick Bagger" is most definitely a sex thing.

::Hillary Clinton and Bill De Blasio laugh awkwardly::

I for one, look forward to living in a world of Rashida Joneses, Meghan Markles, Jessica Lucases…