> executive produced by John Sayles

::Spike Lee angrily tweets Philip Baker Hall's address::

His viewpoints can be discredited on their own.

You know, that really sounds like he wants to figure out a justification for using chemical weapons on his own people…

But what does Tiffany think?

Someone will unsuccessfully spend hours looking for Miller to fire him, only to discover in horror that he's slithered into the White House air ducts and is peering at them from the vents.

Be nice to Junior Gorg!

Sienkiewicz literally just needed to swap out RZA's head for Sam Jackson's and change the van to a Quinjet.

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with Taylor Swift DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test…

Don't worry! It's not a ghost.

Well, now instead of asbestos it's toxic Chinese drywall…

Shh! You don't want to cross Big Air!

> a 675,000-gallon water reservoir with 2-ft.-thick concrete walls built in 1934 that got turned into a house

It probably has something to do with the Homeowner's Association.

I just realized that I'd like to see a cameo by Ron Howard driving the Big Bubba Camaro in one of these.

Ray Liotta injecting himself with his murdered wife's brain matter or something to see her memories and find her killer.

Lucas Black will show up in the next one to kill Statham.

Stealing tvs and dvd players?

FAST AND FURIOUS
THE FAST AND FURIOUS
FAST AND THE FURIOUS
THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS

I specifically remember getting angry at the Newswire that said she *wouldn't* be driving a car in this…