"Principal Harada" was the first thing I thought when I read this headline.

My dad just kicked over Ray Bradbury's gravestone!

Hahaha - good one, Burlington President and CEO Tom Kingsbury!

::Spike Lee angrily tweets Tank McNamara strip from 1988::

🎵Way down in the valley where Ezekiel wept🎵
🎵Cry Ezekiel, Cry!🎵

Melamine.

Get a mortar and pestle. Builds up your forearms a bit and also lets you pretend you're a wizard.

I can't remember where I had that! A fair? Did I go to the state fair at some point?

Wait - did i do it right?

You've…had my mom…then. I…know…she gets it…so good, but…buttery…

…

> Shaker Lemon Pie…a bit of a pain in the ass to make

> strawberry rhubarb

Ctrl-F "Hormel Black Label Bacon"

> I can't keep up with this stuff.

> "transracial"

Yeah, well look where *that* got him! He's dead!

I was sitting in a doctor's waiting room, foot tapping nervously while the test results were coming in. I noticed that I was the only single person in the room.

Also known as "ultraburgundy"

It also refers to escaped slaves who formed underwater colonies.