Yeah, but no one's missing out on that block of Velveeta or slab of ballistic gel though…

Well, now I'm terrified that there's a darkweb youtube equivalent with videos like 'RHNB-teenage runaway'…

It's almost as if people from other cultures tend to not care about the mores and beliefs of, well, people from other cultures.

::angrily throws his new un-opened dvd copy of The Last Supper in the garbage::

It's why I love Axe Cop!

And if you like that - check out Bruce Boxleitner vs Vampirosaurs aka Don't Call Me Bruce aka They Call Me Mister Boxleitner

And I just realized I don't have Trespass on DVD! Bills Paxton and Sadler did great work in that one too!

Mad Dog - aka Philip Kuo Chi aka Lizard from the Venom Clan!

Oh crap, yeah - didn't even think of that.

I just spent a couple minutes in line for a sandwich and it hit me -

Richard Ruccolo was neither. He was a legume.

So the Deros have been interfering with this election too? Gotdamn Lemurians!!

Doctor Dre sure could use some of that healthcare…

The thing I'm still stuck on - in the original Frank Dies timeline, didn't the Nightingale stop killing early on?

Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place's Richard "Not Ryan Reynolds, the other guy. No, not Nathan Fillion either" Ruccolo stars as Don Glennan - a brilliant, troubled IT guy who acts as a special consultant to the FBI.

The truck driver was probably Meghan's brother. I have a feeling he's actually been alive this whole time, changes to history notwithstanding.

At some point there should be a "non-Hemsworth" Hemsworth, sort of like how Adam Baldwin is to Alec, Billy, et al.

Because in a global battle with alien invaders and a godlike being obsessed with the Death of Everything - one short, aging acrobat could make the difference!

Peter Dinklage as Peter Dinklage as Puck based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire

Neither is CHUDDIN'