I never played MKM Sub-Zero or that Special Forces game but Shaolin Monks was pretty awesome and I'd love it if they did another one like that.

You might like Bruce Lee. You might love him.

Did I just fucking hear "Emperor of Nibelheim" from that radio announcer!?

Because half a hundred characters, where only some are clones, isn't thing that you can be grateful about? You're the exact reason why this job is so stressful for Sakurai.

It's one thing not to enjoy fighting games, but calling them mindless shows your ignorance as to how they're played. There's a tremendous amount of skill needed to become great at these games.

Hey! Director/DP of the short here. Thanks for the kind words. We actually DO make a lot of original work, which can be seen on our YouTube channel (YT/ben3308) if you like. Normally, we split our time between tense dramas and farcical parodies, so this 'action' film was a refreshing test of our crew's versatility.

Exactly the sort of vibe here, yep!

Somebody always says this when there's a price drop, and it's always a daft comment. ALL technologies reduce in price over time and every single person who is an "early adopter" should be well aware of that. You pay for the extra time playing, that counts for ipods, consoles, phones, games, everything.

One thousand and eighty pees? That's like almost four hundred more pees than previously! What am I even going to do with all these pees? I'm going pee crazy!

Maybe she is a Sixers fan?

9. New Shaders At The Store, For Pete's Sake

I don't think we should be giving these kids any more attention than they deserve.

So wait. Guys. How's it possible that we're upset that the game's not turn-based, but also upset that the combat is "slow?" Isn't that like complaining that the game is too slow AND too fast, at the same time..?

We all know that Solid Snake's Pokemon should be this:

I am unashamed to say that I loved Glover. I'm sure it wouldn't stand up to my nostalgia though, which is why I'll never be revisiting it.

They're both Guardians too...