“Introducing the all new Mitsubishi Miragero PHEV4WUVR.”

Looks like it already has quite the fan base.

On 9/11, a friend of mine who was working downtown went to Ground Zero to help out when he saw the Towers fall from his office. A couple weeks later, he was kicked off a city bus by the driver because “I don’t give rides to you people after what you did!” My friend is Peruvian.

People invite a bullshitter to spew their bullshit and are outraged when the bullshit is spewed?

Don’t cricket stans exist specifically because the imperialists won?

Reference about a quarter century past the use-by date . . . as am I. Have a star and a piece of hard candy. Wake me up with Matlock is on the television, will ya’?

Would you say they can’t get no....Satisfactory resolution to this situation?

Hillary Clinton’s sense of humor is amazing and legendary. Of course she brings up her emails, and your positing that the world has moved on from them is simply incorrect. Trump, Fox and co still bring them up all the time. And if you think we’re all going to refrain from “but her emails...” comments for every moment…

Wife: They’re having a 2-for-1 happy hour special at... 

As an entitled, comfortable, ignorant piece-of-shit American, I have a difficult time wrapping my head around how there can be a “rule,” anywhere in the world, that doesn’t allow women to attend a soccer match. Why such hate/disdain/disgust for (and CONTROL over) women in nearly all aspects of their society? I get…

They should call in some Gritty experts to get it peer reviewed. Probably could find some swimming in some dumpster somewhere.

I have nothing for this but sadness.

“Best regards"

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

Back then he showed up in a Redcoats jersey.

Sure, September 11th.  Probably no one will do or say anything disgusting on that specific day.

The Washington Post reports that previously a parent took a photo of her backside and shared it with other parents

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

Eight years ago we all thought Sarah was the most dysfunctional and absurd thing that would ever happen to politics in the United States. Things are now so bad that I can’t even remember what it is she (and hubby) got up to.

Most laughable is the bit about long-term battery health as if Audi gives a fuck about reliability outside of their warranty.