Punk-ass Bitches wearing boarding school uniforms

Uhh.... How is it not called "E-Camino"?!

• BA, Philosophy/Politics/Economics, Oxford University

I absolutely love the fact that Jay-Z is looking to use his fortune to help ensure that some victims of injustice are able to seek the justice they deserve. On one hand, it's great to think of seeing these fuckers get their asses handed to them by his legal team. On the other hand, it's shameful to think that people…

Dear Linda:

Nothing to see here. Nothing new. I was “friends” with several coworkers on social media and I saw all their shit posts depicting violence towards criminals, POC’s, women, President Obama, etc. Post all day and when other officers clapped back, they got into their feelings and said, “I wasn’t talking about you”. This…

Or that guy I ran into in a men’s bathroom one time and only nodded politely but then he introduced himself outside and we had a 20 minute conversation about his time voicing the joker on Batman: The Animated Series

ie. Mark Hamill is cool guy.

Nope; it should have been done a while ago.

The stadiums are designed to distract you no matter what age you are, even when players are at-bat. Vendors, stuff on the video boards, food and drink...the teams/orgs themselves are doing what they can to keep you from paying full attention.

And nevermind how fucking fast…

I’m married, and I do. Thanks for checking in!

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

Depressingly plausible.

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

This woman is clearly very economically anxious.  

In Mississippi, you “tote” pistols, you don’t “carry” them

Not really. It’s legal there and he should be able to practice his state given rights. What’s stupid is that even black people uphold the double-standard for other black people that the law does. What’s stupid is that black men are seen as “stupid” for doing NOTHING illegal by their own people.

You said it yourself tho: “balled all season on bad teams”. No disrespect to his skills at all, but it’s easy to put up Klay Thompson’s numbers when your teammates (and even your *coach*) are all unbelievably useful.