Anonymous Mitsubishis of the ‘00s and ‘10s are Sad as Hell.

This plan sounds about as well-conceived as the average 4chan raid.

“You know it’s bad when you’re too racist and sexist for the Tennessee GOP.”

Because living in a brick McMansion 5-10 miles from anything of interest and the most culturally significant thing in the area being the first McDonalds in the metro suburban area sounds like actual hell to me.

I also don’t think they should broadcast any games in arenas funded by taxpayer money. Makes it too political, you know?

So no more political discourse and since keeping politics out of sports is so important to these folks, no more national anthem before games, no more god bless america during the 7th inning stretch, no more military fly overs before football games, no more military reunions, camo-hats or uniforms, or giant american…

Some of the most important sports stories ever are important because of their intersection with politics. How do you tell a politics-free version of the story of Jackie Robinson, or the Munich Olympics?

Not everything does. But sometimes sports and politics (broadly defined) are going to intersect, and locking up when that happens like one of those fainting goats when it is frightened is worthy of derision. 

Serious question for those who do:
Why do people watch ESPN for anything other than live events?

Straight up: I went to the front door of my son’s bully’s house and read his fat ass and his cross-eyed cousin true facts plus threatened to press charges. Yes they were only eight BUT they broke skin on my child and that could. not. stand.

a black woman who appeared to have the day off from her full-time job as a member of the Dora Milaje, lept into action. But when the man turned his ire toward her, the Wakandian put down her cup of purple heart-shaped flower tea and delivered multiple portions of fist sandwiches to the sushi-starved scoundrel.

how the fuck does one expect to be sat right away at a restaurant on mother’s day?!

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

“may be a little too eloquent for his own good”

Thanks for checking in, nostalgia guy!!

Chris Paul? I usually blame Chris Paul. 

Wow. Should’ve had some baby powder in there.

He spent too much time in the Iron Man suit and now his skin has fused to the metal and he won’t fit in the driver’s seat. 

Welp, made it until 9:25 on a Monday morning before I hated everything. Great job everyone.

Watching James Harden not get the foul calls he’s used to is the most reliable joy the NBA playoffs can offer.