Spot agrees with this post.

And I never, ever, ever noticed...

the language used rubbed me up wrong way. Alicia Keys sounded like she was about to launch a mission to blow up the Death Star.

Bitch, I'm fabulous!

Babe: Postaporkalypse

Screw this. When is George Miller going to finally finish out the Babe trilogy?

There's nothing left to say, really. Fuck straight guys, I guess. Except not.

Time Travel. It can never be simple, can it?

Aaaaaah! Nature is terrible. The more I know about it, the more terrible it is.

A few months ago, my husband walked outside and noticed a squirrel in a tree chewing on a the head of a dead bird. The squirrel then dropped the bird, ran down the tree, retrieved it and returned to its perch on the tree branch and nom, nom, nom.

How about the other way around?

Dogs have spoiled us with their sycophantic loyalty. I think MOST animals are probably as indifferent to us as cats (certainly geese and pigeons). Dogs are the outlier in my view. Cats are the antidote to doggie obeisance and were created to remind humans we aren't the center of the universe. Their indifference is a…

I totally out-indifferent my roommate's cat. When my roommate is gone, it will freak out and start begging for my attention. I count it as a win for humanity.

"Over time, as the domestication process continues, it would not be unreasonable to expect cats to become more like dogs."

Two words: fan fiction.

If the deck had a moving floor, then it could create entire worlds that only physically inhabited the room when you got close to them, while only presenting the image when those parts of the worlds are out of reach.

I can't believe Kotaku would allow this misinformation to be put on their website. I have been smoking marijuana for over a decade, and while I have had dry periods that have gone on for years at a time (longest was three years) it's still the best thing on this green earth. How can you let someone who admits to being…