That wasn’t them. That was GNR.

Trump is only externally a 1, though. Inside, he’s so much worse than that. For his looks, 1. For his inner life and all that he fundamentally IS, -3.

But standards should be meetable. Is that not what they’re for?

So THAT’S what happened to Keith Richards. Thank goodness he realized at the last moment that the Grail only had water and not vodka in it, or he wouldn’t have spat any out.