You gotta love how the NFL continues to employ a guy with multiple rape accusations, but it’s a bridge too far for them to hire a guy who peacefully protests the murder of black people. Fuck Ben Rapistburger and the NFL.

“Voting for a racist, sexist demagogue who literally hates everything I am was worth it so I could tell other women what they should do with their God given autonomy. Because God hates women who have abortions, but he loves serial molesters who walk in on underaged girls in dressing rooms, grab women by the pussy, and…

Apparently they have discovered the reporter tweeted some racist stuff in her past. Twitter is roasting her. Roast her all you want, but Cam was still wrong.

I view the dudes on the show via the lens of people I would hang around and man I couldn’t deal with these cats.

“Shit’s far ... like Africa.”

I don’t do roller coasters. Nope. I don’t care. Every roller coaster I’ve ever been on makes me feel like I’m dying. A roller coaster can break at any moment and then I’m dead. I’m dead because I wanted the “thrill” of thinking I could die. Nope. I’m not about that life, no sir. I might be a drag if you take me to…

If Todd missed last week’s eclipse, he sure as shit got some shade today.

That whole rap about Lawrence being unemployed for two years as a justification for cheating is some low-key, sexist bullshit. If you flipped that around and Issa had been unemployed and living off of Lawrence would that be a justification for him to cheat? Hell no! So why do we say the reverse is OK?