Oh his shirtless game is fierce in this one.

Does this really count? I wish the whipped cream weren't there, but alas...

Thanks for the heads-up. Actually, the comments section of the NPR Salt piece has a number of other, better references that support the problems of honey on the US market. I can't go back and edit that particular link.

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

Oh god

Extended?

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who thinks Superman is a really dumb superhero.

I'd just like to go on the record that Batman is the worst superhero of all, Superman is cool, and you can all go straight to hell.

"Maturing" is realizing how many things don't require your comment.

May this become the rallying cry of all plebes* who still eat gluten: I SAVE BREAD!**

Man Tries to Obtain Addresses of Strippers So He Can Prey on Them

Dear Fundies,

My highschool history teacher used to wear a button on his jacket that said "Repeal the 19th Amendment". He said it was a test to see if anyone actually remembered what the 19th amendment was, I said it was because he was a dick. After I was allowed to return to his classroom, we agreed to disagree.

Before I left for a semester abroad in London, I planned to break up with my boyfriend of six months, Chris. He was a class A asshole— case in point, he had a tattoo of a leprechaun playing the bass guitar with one foot in a pot of golden beers on his upper arm. He was a huge stoner (OK full disclosure...so was I) .…

If he was, he would have been shot for "resisting" an hour ago.