Thanks. I don’t get angry much at work—doesn’t help—and when I am it's usually hard to tell so when I say I was visibly furious a few times this month, it means something.

No, no a single uncurated top ten list with no data backing it up is definitive proof!

Thanks. This story is not even the worst thing I’ve had to directly deal with this month in my job in law enforcement. This is just sad. We've had some evil shit happen up in my "house" in Canada.

I'm a fan of the "Chalet School" books and someone's been writing new ones 'updated' to the modern age and it's really not good. The writing might be fine but I don't want to read about Jo and the gang getting dementia and being cheated on. Sorry.

That's exactly how I read it.

Yeah, you've got fingers too. I like nice hands.

It's okay for me to be one though? Cause I'm a chick?

Me too, in Canada. Wet Coast.

For some reason my little suburb of Vancouver is lousy with door to door religious proselytizing and the JW's are SUPER aggressive about it. I work nights often and they wake me up. Last two times they came to my door it was for a "children's camp" and my answer was "Childless atheist, please leave my property" and…

IT TOOK EVERYONE THAT LONG FOR A SNOWPIERCER REFERENCE I AM ASHAMED I TELL YOU, ASHAMED.

I once had a police file for a bee swarm in a rural area. Not sure what the local residents thought we were going to do—bees are adept at the Matrix and can dodge bullets with ease.

I watched Yelp extort a business I have used for 15 years that have never been anything but good to me, the family owners are like my own family now. Literally the DAY AFTER they politely declined to pay YELP for advertising them their 5 star reviews were removed and the entry was flooded with 1 star reviews. Some of…

I live in Vancouver, the land of craft beer.

Hawkeye/Mockingbird and I only have one post story on AO3. Just posted a new chapter yesterday.

I <i>write</i> Avengers fan fic (when I'm not making my own stuff work) so I refuse to judge you.

It's less ping pong and more very small tetherball, isn't it?

She better not take his kid away. Have you heard him talk about the kid? If I had a partner who loved me 1/4 as much as he adores his daughter I'd be in a joyful delirium 24/7.

TRYING

These might get me reading Romance again.

It can be two things