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I drink tea not coffee and tea tastes like weasel urine in metal containers. Can anyone recommend one of these with maybe a ceramic liner or something?

I drink tea not coffee and tea tastes like weasel urine in metal containers. Can anyone recommend one of these with…

I took a phone call from a parent years ago shrieking about finding a razor blade in an apple at Halloween. I asked two questions: How old is your child? (12) and Could you put her on the phone?

Oh please don't use Natural News as a source. They are insane anti-vax hippy nutcases who are crazy. They are literally the worst anti-science site on the internet.

I would eat there, I'm up late

I don't actually trust what anyone ever says about their own experiences. But I do a job that involves at least 90% of all conversations being lies of some sort. I may be a little tired, mentally.

Seconded

"Chris Brown flipped his lid on Instagram, calling Braxton and Bailon a "Muppet face ass" and "trout mouth ass bitch""

I work in law enforcement. I deliberately take overtime shifts on Xmas to

These people are the greatest geniuses of history.

Consensual fighting is legal in Canada. So, you can get into a fist-fight with someone and as long as it was consensual (sucker punching someone is assault) — i.e. you both agree to go "outside and settle this" — it's not a crime.

Heaven forfend women athletes should be asked to hold up the same standards as men. THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO AND THEN THE UNIVERSE WOULD COLLAPSE AND PERISH.

Happy well treated humanely raised animals taste better. I've always loathed the "vegetarianism is a moral choice" thing. No, rich, well-fed privileged westerner who can afford pricey supplements that make up for the lack of proper protein in your diet, it's not.

I once threw a guy out of my car, in traffic in downtown Vancouver, because he started screaming at me...when I didn't get upset that he'd had kinky sex with a much older woman.