you come for pluto, you better watch uranus.

I told you Pluto would get its revenge!

Bullshit. Not wanting to reply to EVERY twitter @ is not “dodging question.” Twitter is not a journalism site. I call bullshit on these accusations. #MeToo should not be just about believing at face value every accusation.

When a douche with bad hair, stands on his chair.

Totally, and all those hurricanes that hit Florida and the Eastern states? Totally because of how fucking dumb that part of the country is. And all those Tornadoes in the mid-west? God hates that area the most considering they get hit with upwards of 1000 tornadoes a year.

Revolutions aren’t generally polite.

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

Bye, son.

yes, lawyers.

Fed up with this shit. Enough is e(fucking)nough.

Bye son!

I always thought that Scarlett Johansson would make an excellent Mulan...

your car is a deadly weapon, the driver had just used it to hit another car, I am 100% okay with the police officer drawing his weapon on the driver of the car.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

God I wish the A’s would promote that Finley-era kelly green from their throwback alternates to the main uniform.

Unbelievable. Shoulder pads are like 90% of Warcraft.

Nuclear weapons weren’t invented until 1945. Star Wars happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

I know what Vader is scared of. Sand. It gets everywhere.

The statue is worth it, Hanzo Mains. And if you need advice on where to display it, the easiest way to figure that out is to pretend you’re playing an Overwatch match in your house: designate a part of your living room as the capture point, and then place your statue as far away from it as you can possibly fucking…