He's never really been good at picking up girls.

Oh man....when I first read about you having Comcast or ATT as your options I thought, "Damn, that sounds like where I live...in Sacramento" Reading farther I see that you are in Sacramento. :O

The UPS guy threw the package from Amazon against my door just the other day. I heard it hit as I was sitting 5 feet from the door. It was a hard drive by the way. Amazon customer service didn't give a crap. I canceled my prime membership.

PewdiPie twice, but Mario and Fafa still have less than 200.000 subscribers. Gosh i hate the Internet.

"Does it come in... denim?"

You're leaving out the best development yet in regards to this story so far. Pat Neshek posted a picture last night of Garza in drag in regards to his comments to A's teammate Eric Sogard and his wife.

https://twitter.com/PatNeshek/stat…

Pat Neshek, for those who don't know him, was the A's pitcher that lost his newborn…

But not nearly as many casual overhands to first though...

You mean in addition to the public shaming to which Garza inflicts himself every time h leaves the house with that facial hair?

Bet there's a lot of casual backhands to the face in the Garza household.

Oh, the ironing...

That's racist. You'll be hearing from my attorney, Mr. Mi Su Yu

Au contraire mon frere! He drove it low with incredible speed, with a slight draw, for maximum roll and distance to take advantage of the narrow fairway in hard dry conditions. Expertly played in my opinion.

Unfortunately, being the United States Postal Service, they didn't recieve the first notification of allegations until yesterday.

DUDE how did you forget:

How Many Consecutive Pitches Can a Typical Football Fan Watch?

HOW DID STANCEWORKS NOT MAKE IT INTO THIS?!?!?! ....seriously if i see 1 more stanceworks car blocking traffic to get over a slight bump in the road i'm going to just light their car on fire. Also donks should be on here too, these are both too extremes that ruin any car.

How did these only get an honorable mention and not top billing? It's bad enough that every other manufacturer is putting fake vents on cars, but it's exacerbated by every other dork attempting to customize their car is slapping these stupid things on. This needs to die so hard that it would make Bruce Willis blush.

It's Google-ception!

im posting late but really no one posted the MOST AWESOME ambulance yet....really?