The only team more disappointed by this news than the Rangers is the Oakland A's who've lately dominated against Yu Darvish.

It's working...

can we all stop for a moment, and recognize what a bad-ass carol is?

Oh god dammit Kinja Deals. You Just had to share a sale on a phone dash mount and USB charger nearly RIGHT after I bought the following for nearly the same price...

LABC duel USB Charger 3.4A ($10.99)
TaoTronics Universal Car Mount ($9.99)

Honestly sounds like something a drunk Chuck would write after seeing Genisys.

I agree, but then I can't help but imagine a frustrated and cold Wonder Woman seeing this and reacting as follows...

Everyone's got their fetish I guess /shrug.

I'm sure they did but as the article states, Chappie doesn't kill and that's obviously a kill shot.

Holy crap... Just realized Jared Padalecki would make a good terminator.

Apparently this has been deemed so funny that it had to die, or so I'm led to believe...

"This video contains content from Funny or Die, Inc., who has blocked it on copyright grounds."

And if she responds by saying, "But I was going to ask you to marry me!" while presenting you with the following...

I with you. I call BS on this. I meet a lot people at my job and I'm always shaking hands and quite frankly, I way too focus making sure I don't have a limp hand sake and if it was afterwards to even considering smelling my hands...

Here's a Cat That's Not a Cat (Or Is It?)

I just knew it.

Besides that all I got essentially my reaction when it happened...

Year was 2011, I was 25, and it was a Samsung Galaxy S. I got it when I started my own business so that I could take full advantage of Google navigation as I knew I would be traveling a lot while also always having access to business emails. I never was a huge phone person as I did most of my communicating with…

"Crazy, am I?! A hobo, am I?! When 900 years old you reach, be as sane, live in luxury, you will not, hmmmm?!

I don't think this footage should ever just automatically be made publicly like that and here's why. Yes, I support the idea of police wearing body cameras and yes that said footage should be stored for a certain amount of time. I also believe the public has a right to see said footage but if someone wants to see any…

I was, got names mixed up.

Sigh, meant 3rd one. Last stand.