And you've proven to me you're just another little winy little kid who thinks he knows everything. If you're such a comedic genius why haven't I seen you on Comedy Central? Where's your HBO special? Maybe I seen you in such Comedy Troupes as Second City. Oh wait NO I HAVEN'T. I have none of those either mind you but…

Countless people are coming out all over the world to claim that the coins are somehow theirs. But unless they want to claim Walter Dimmick or some possibly corrupt Secret Service agent as their long lost uncle, they're probably out of luck.

Normally would agree with you except said fools are finding themselves in positions of leadership more and more in this country (US). In which case I'm more inclined to advocate education of the masses at this point as I don't want to be led by any fool.

*would've

Fair enough, but at least I was clever enough to hid and provide some misdirection. (See my comment to Smuffy).

Regards to your fact checking. No it's still funny because again the joke isn't swords are illegal in Texas, it's that the old man from the game supplied the sword that took part in a real life Jerry…

Thank you Smuffy, but that's not even the point.

I could have been completely wrong about bladed weapons in Texas. The joke is all about the misdirection in making it look like a real update just to then provide the link that shows it's a well known Legend of Zelda reference in disguise. Once that sprung on you the…

And I'm willing to bet that someone didn't click on the link I provided RIGHT after which would have made it obvious that it was a joke and not serious.

Well you're entitled to your opinion but based on the 76 commendations I've gotten already I can't help but feel you simply didn't get the joke. Maybe this one is…

This might be a controversial statement but I was just thinking to myself a few days ago how great it is to now have all the major late night shows now be hosted by a new younger generation of comedian. We now got Jimmy on ABC, Conan and Pete Holmes on TBS, Craig Ferguson on CBS and Jimmy Fallon on NBC. These guys all…

Riiight. That's why I didn't link a picture of the old man from Legend of Zelda while at the same time giving a description of him to show that I'm obviously making a joke. You must be fun at parties.

Well he obviously knew taking the sword was wrong as the dealer's accomplice tried bribing Thompson to keep quite, stressing that it was a secret to everybody.

Quick follow up to this story. Apparently police want to question the dealer who sold Thompson the replica sword as it is illegal in the state of Texas to sell a bladed weapon over a certain length. Texas authorities have even released a composite police sketch of the individual in question.

He is described as an…

• The new ruling is likely to prove controversial; panning and zooming a Google Maps app does, after all, take some concentration which, it could be argued, may be better focused on the driving at hand

Really? NO ONE posted this already? REALLY?

My thoughts exactly. Did he discover the artifacts or found them and stole them? Guess it does matter if it was public or private land, but if this was some forest or something then I would imagine it would be all his.

I hear you. When blizzard took the submit ticket hot key off the UI and replace it with one to the wow store so you can buy more mounts and pets instead, it was final nail on the coffin for me. I trying to hold off until my guild downs Heroic Garrosh but as far as I'm concern if there is ANY fun to be had with ESO I…

Riiight. Because they haven't nerfed the leveling experience to death already with all the heirloom gear while lowering the actually amount of experience needed to get to 85 ...

You know I get so upset with all the money grabbing Blizzard is now doing but I get it. They know WoW has started the death spiral and as long…

I didn't realize until this exact moment how fitting it is the Balfour is playing Tampa Bay again. Don't get me wrong I love him on the A's and gonna miss him, but he the exact type of ape-shirt crazy that right up Florida's ally.

Umm...?

Yeah, this IS pretty good stuff. Almost makes me want to play EVE... naaaaa, I'm just fine watching from the sidelines.