I love how the power figure at the beginning of the article is at 500 but goes up 100hp every time it's mentioned, until peak insanity is reached at 900hp.

I clicked on this Oakland As blog, and proceeded to interact with its author and other readers, generating engagement in a manner consistent with multimedia revenue sustainability. During this experience I’ve also been reminded to read about Kyler Murray’s baseball career. Further, I’ve seen and taken to heart…

Pro-Tip: If you want to increase traffic, don’t call it an Oakland Athletics blog. Say it’s a very early blog about the 2022 Yankees.

If you weren’t a writer and a Jalop with a sense of justice you could make a fortune as a patent troll.