I prefer this:

If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today
He’d be gunned down cold by the C.I.A.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!

Or you could just watch episodes of “On the road."

Nice!

You forgot the turd lady.

The larger grill indicates that there is grey poupon in the glove box.

In Maine we had Zayers. It came out Zayahsis

Came for the rdr2.. have a star.

Funny.. it's just the opposite around here. We are both self employed..my biz took a hit and hers is still running. I'm doing my best to support her as she takes zoom call after zoom call. There is no end to the dog hair and dishes! We are a team And right now my job is to keep the house clean and people fed. I am…

Not mine, but it looks just like this one. Just got it back from my father in law who passed away and was obsessive about it. I sold it to him for a dollar after trading a carton of Marlboro lights and a fifth of whiskey for it.

To the negative comments...

David Tracy edition

This makes the best coffee I’ve ever had at home.

This makes the best coffee I’ve ever had at home.

You will have to pry my ICF 2010 out of my cold dead hands.

From the same Batman album.

“I’m all out of spit.”

Yes but, good luck finding any!