Looking forward to the competition using pig parts and the big showdown.

‘Nuff said

Next time rub your hands with something made of stainless steel.. it will remove the smell. 

Who are you Kool-aid man?

I can attest to the fact that these are quality WARM jackets... If you can afford one they are worth it. If you’ve ever been in Quebec City in the winter you would understand. It’s so cold, you start swearing the moment you step outside.

Judging from the "car wash" photo, I'd presume a group of people thought the former.

Not to mention the fact that his name were Disney’s last words!

If you're lucky, your Jeep will set itself on fire as a signal for searchers.

I took my car mudding in my backyard, got it stuck, and pissed off my neighbors.

The movie that haunts me since seeing it.

Quit smokin' dope boys!

Mainah here too... And it is no surprise that the former lawyer used “don’t” the correct way in the article.

Lest you forget in your complaint.

I’ve got your advanced AI right here!

Where’s the salt shaker?

Norm doesn’t change.

Restaurants up heeya use a pressha steemah.

I’ll keep my AA batteries.. you can get them everywhere, they last longer, and there is no recharge time.

I’ll keep my AA batteries.. you can get them everywhere, they last longer, and there is no recharge time.

I got dosed with shrooms and sat in my car at night.. I thought I saw a dragon trying to eat me..