Don’t argue with trolls or screenshot them, both serve their purpose. Just Dismiss.

Ummmm...no one let their 16 year-old take their four siblings on a joy ride. A joy ride implies the kids were riding around in a stolen car. Let’s see...you assume there was no insurance on the car, and that they were driving around looking to “get in trouble”.

*Galvatron: *Ultra Magnus, you and the Autobots don’t stand a chance! Behold.....UNICRON.

Megatron: Optimus, you and the Autobots don’t stand a chance! Behold.....UNICRON.

Me trying to transform this thing:

Don’t you mean it’s The Other Side of the Wind of action figures?

I’ll leave that to gen pop.

I don’t like being that person who’s growing about “having black friends.” I just have friends, and coincidently most of them are black. But I totally get the assumption, considering that I’m so white I’m literally translucent.  

Outside of my husband and our kids I’m usually the only white person there. I live in Southwest Baltimore and most of my friends are black. I’ve got an unofficially adopted 20-year-old black “nephew” that lives with us, too! And you don’t want him making the potato salad. Kid can’t stop himself from putting curry in…

Emergency calls are identifiable and easily traceable. The caller who falsely reported this needs to be charged with SOMEthing.

So much joy on her face! That’s just beautiful regardless of hairstyle (which, by the way, she’s rocking!).

You just got me to cough vodka and ice into my sinuses.

“I’m Jewish and my ancestors were also slaves”

In the video, Maggie is wearing a Mets shirt (which is technically classified as a Confederate monument because it celebrates a “lost cause”)

Raccoons are like miniature bears. They just kind walk up, sniff around, find something they want, and try to muscle their way to it to grab it.

This is not an obstacle course that prevents squirrels from getting the bird food. It’s a training course that will create superintelligent squirrels.

I have always found it interesting that Germany- a country that started 2 world wars - will not allow the use of swastikas, nazi paraphernalia or ss memorabilia in the country. They are also not allowed to erect statues or memorials in memory of Hitler, Goebbels or any other popular nazi that might adorn racist…

I love Sarah but she is not Santa material.