Remember what it was like to have a First Family representing us to rest of the world  that we could be proud of?

on the backs of dead brown people around the globe f.uck off

Straight from Cronenberg’s ‘Existenz’

As did I. I would also like it documented for the record that Dominique Devereaux beat Joan Collins’ ass in heels and still looked good doing it.

I only came here to make sure Ms. Deveraux was #1.

Actually, the average human swallows 375 mice over the course of their life. Usually while asleep.

“You know, they love me in the Netherlands.”

Holy shit this is a crazy story. How do these men not go to prison? We need to know who “dropped” the charges.

Starred simply because I laughed at “little maniac”!

The older I get, the less I like the idea of zoos. I know they contribute a lot to animal health and research, but it just doesn’t feel right.

And so it begins:

We can laugh and make jokes now, but little Qin Shi Huang will be our new Chinese monkey overlord.

Is no one going to mention what looks like an already broken pane of glass in the background? This apparently isn’t the little maniac’s first rodeo.

You’re telling me that the dude who shot his brother over a chain, isn’t looking out for his “friends”?

I’m sick of all of these motherfuckers.  Happy Monday, have a blessed week.

Just a small aside:

Obviously Dr. Strange just wants to kill Tony Stark without anyone knowing it was him, so he looked into the future and found the *one* future that resulted in Tony’s death, then set that future in motion.