This sounds like the beginning of an arbitration deal. I hope the guys walk away from the meeting with a large check.

“They did a service that they were called to do,”

1. Texas. Okay.

Most egregious might be the right words for it.

Unfamiliar with the origin of this image, I had to Google it. And oh...em...mutha’ fuckin’ gee-willikers, what the fuckery?!? Then I fell down the YouTube rabbit hole, came the original videos.

Oh no! You will not make me listen to this white nonsense! I will not do it and I’m still declaring this to be trash. You don’t have to listen to the snake herself to know this is garbage. What’s next? Will we have her potato salad foisted on us too? No ma’am!

So, I don’t hate it, though that probably has to do with the fact that I’m always interested in how artists cover one another’s songs.

Why y’all trying to make me appreciate Rachel Dolezal?

Weak af, but I’ll see his stanky leg, and raise him a tuck and roll.

[raises hand tentatively]

That is the laugh of a kid who knows the system is fucked, knows he’s getting locked up for no reason, and knows the actual cop who committed the actual murder got off free.

I feel like the first few people downplaying this interview are plants or something.

That article is the best example of white people acrobatics I have seen since... yesterday?

God, the headlines about this terrorist are driving me nuts. This one in particular:

Lil Yachty called it Bubblegum Trap. I’m ok with that definition. It’s true. It’s faux drug dealing music for kids with braces who need their Xanax fix to cope with their utterly suburban lives.

That does not sound any better and I love Margaritas. But only on the rocks.

Oooof no way. Avocado smoothies are usually found at places where you can get boba tea, and they’re delicious, all rich and fatty and sweet.

Don’t talk down on Almond butter cause you put some cocoa power, sugar, coconut oil, and applesauce in that shit, whip it and bake it. Its poppin.

Trend-jumping white hipsters who think they’ve “discovered something new” are idiots. The avocado margarita was created at a bartending competition in Galveston at least ten years ago.