Guess what police department has pictures of their entire force on the Internet?

The video says that they “pulled out all stops.” Apparently pull out all stops doesn’t mean take their time. Apparently 10 minutes is the most time cops are willing to put into not killing you.

This is gospel, all of it.

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I popped on Vic Mensa while dropping my son off to college and he looked at me like, “Umm...?” Then he put on his headphones and had the nerve to be listening to the same damn album!

I gave Vic Mensa’s newest album, The Autobiography, two streams this weekend, just on principle alone. 

More Justine fun facts:
She referred to herself as “Juzzy Wuzzy” (her maiden name is/was Rusczyk) whenever she was talking about “woo woo” stuff.

Predictions:

Justine was a dear friend who was horrified about police violence and committed to making the world better in every way. She had just picked out her wedding dress last week and was so excited to show me. She was texting me trying to get me to go to “dance church” with her on sunday morning, but instead I went to a…

To all of you dumb asses in the grays talking shit to me...think critically about how history is tilted toward white superiority. When did you learn that the Indians got a raw deal? How long did it take you to realize that slavery was more than just a small blemish in our history and actually the way this FUCKING…

Prachi, there’s a Tumblr feed called “President Supervillain” that simply puts Trump quotes into scenes from comic books. It totally works.

Meanwhile, there are huge protests happening throughout the city right now. So big, in fact, that the Independent is reporting Melania Trump is trapped in her hotel room (or, Senate guest house room)

For quoting MLK a lot in their anguished letters, I think some of those Seattle parents forgot this passage from the Birmingham County Jail letter-- replace moderate with liberal, because that’s just the shifting goalposts since the Reagan Years:

I will never cease to be impressed by the amount of racist white people who truly seem to believe that Martin Luthor King Jr., were he still alive, would be on their side.

Folks: If the sentiment “Black Lives Matter” gives you pause -if you think for some reason that those three words, in that order, are problematic -then you don’t get to call yourself a liberal anymore. I don’t care where you stand on any other issue, you need to go sit with the Trumpicans and KKK members (but I repeat…

“If she didn’t want to have sex with him, then why was she taking tequila shots and why did she go home with him? Do we even know what she was wearing? Surely we’re not going to ruin this fine young man’s life over 20 minutes of action, are we?”

I came here looking for tiny penis memes...and said fuck it. Made my own.

Not. My. President.

the only video we’ve seen of him actually driving shows him behind the wheel of a Rolls Royce, which is built by German company BMW.

Again. Embarasses America again.