When to pull your weapon: when your life or the life of others is in jeopardy and you may need to employ lethal force.

PBS makes some good shit, watched a ton of their stuff on on Netflix. It would be a real shame if a bunch of immoral greedy fucks were to defund it.

Never give a scorpion a ride on your back across a river. Never trust a cop. There are no good cops anywhere. Ever.

Screw “Must-See TV.” Bring back “TGIF” from 1990.

“Can’t you just take the braids out?

“I have black grandchildren, OK, so it just doesn’t affect black people,” Teresa Roden-Delgado, another resident, said. “I am not black, but my grandchildren are and it affects everybody.”

Isn’t it called The Hammaconda?

the ocean is fucked up

I saw those photos and was genuinely like...you get hand picked by designers to go to one of the fucking fanciest parties in the country and you go and snap selfies and smoke in the bathroom like you are at a fucking rave. What is that?

She’s smart, beautiful, meaningful, and clearly the leader we need but don’t deserve. And, she’s totally gaslighting us on that pix. That is side-eye creation, the birth of, the side-eye all other side-eyes will forever reference, and the side-eye befitting a goddess.

Beautiful.

LSD coated lick a stix and take my money now!

I really want a job as an influencer. I recommend fruit flavored seltzer water, mixed breed dogs, never wearing shoes with Velcro, and Fun Dip Lik-a-Stix. Does anyone feel influenced? Give me a dollar.

We’ll be okay with our Scotch, neat with the merest whisper of water, thanks. :D

What do you think is the most “fucked to” show on TV/Netflix?

Maple syrup..........YUM!

I love the work they’ve been doing with Heads Together, and the candid conversations they and prince Harry have been having on the topic of mental health. It’s showing the royals in a more relatable way than they’ve seemed in years