Preface: I am not trying to excuse anything. I’m a graphic designer, and I’m offering a possible explanation as to why these things might be - or seem to be.

If someone orders steak well done, they actually don't like steak.

Marvel: ((makes ‘Black Panther’, a film that examines themes of colonialism, cultural isolationism, and the emotional issues that come with grief and mourning while finding out your parents have feet of clay)) ((gives amazing, meaty roles to women of color)) ((create a sumptuous visual palette that staggers the…

I spent a good 20 seconds genuinely confused about who these “Hot Cheeto rappers” were.

In immortal words of Sir Lil’ Jon in the seminal Youngbloodz classic “Damn!”;

Please don’t insult Dusty Rhodes this way.

Y’all already wrote about this...four years ago: https://news.avclub.com/the-simpsons-showrunner-has-an-idea-for-how-to-end-it-1798271533

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I used to tip my Starbucks barista because they knew my name and treated me like a regular. Then I started going to a different Starbucks because reasons; the barista started trying to remember my name after a few visits and then I realized that it’s probably part of the job, so nothing special was happening and…

the royal penis is clean, your highness. 

Oh, bother.

The best part of the first Expendables was Terry going ham with that crazy rapid fire shotgun so of course in the second one he barely does anything and I didn’t even bother with the third.  

The real crime was paying for all of those people to go and see Jurassic World. 

Also he beat his wife! That was a thing! Or are we not doing #MeToo anymore?

I never said the ending didn’t matter. But my alternatives were to write a review of the 17 minutes of the TV show I could see, and then update it this morning. Or post nothing at all until this afternoon. I went with getting as much of it for you folks as I could.

Hiding the card in a copy Slaughterhouse-Five makes total sense. Here’s why:

How awesome would it be if the show went back to its Vertigo roots, full-on dark and adult now that it’s on Netflix?

Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.

SHUT THE FUCK UP MA, ACTION BRONSON WON’T PICK UP THE PHONE, I’M FUCKIN SICK MA!!!!!!!!!!

It’s exhausting only because he’s so creative and doesn’t know how to properly harness it. His early work followed more simplified tried and true formulas, which is why so much of it was radio friendly. With Dark Twisted Fantasy, he started to branch out and challenge on some tracks. Yeezus pushed it even further, and…