I mean, healthier than the concussions and dying young (relatively) that professional NFL players have a tendency towards.

You should consider Little Cesar’s for being secretly great for years.

In the case of the couch, the two Sims’ bodies would pop apart as the couch did and continue their separated-yet-conjoined coitus in animated unison until they were done, at which point they’d pop back together at the point where they “boarded” the couch. Woohoo always led to a lot of bugs in part because (as your…

Why should he change his name? It’s the other guy that sucks.

I think they mean the cords actually connecting the blinds (Below). The last blinds I bought had extra safety so that the blinds could not be lifted individually. Basically, the cords supporting the blinds were restricted.

Barely announced, and already canceled by Jason...

DirectSong is still a monumentally bad managed ball of dung. When Skyrim re-released as the Legendary Edition, Soule and co. attempted to capitalize on it and sell physical copies of the previously noted to be “limited edition” soundtrack through the site again. A friend keyed me in on this a few months after it…

Nobody is known more for respecting boundaries then, uh, *checks notes* football hooligans?

So different context. It was the late 1990's and early days in mobile communications. My now wife picked up my cell while I was in the bathroomand started to listen to my voicemail. One of those messages was from a lady and in her sweetest dulcet tones wanted to know when i’d be calling over.... that she had a hot…

Most of the local places all use a similar pizza tracker. Usually it’s when they start doing online ordering and whatever site they use has a tracker. One place near me even has a GPS tracker on the driver so you can see where he is in real time.

“Allegedly” should stand, as infuriating as that may be....

Here’s Enbridge line five route. It’s a relatively small spur (30,000 to 50,000 barrels per day) off Enbridge mainline at 3 million barrels per day.

If ever a day comes when I don’t have to make a living working in devops, I’m going to play the hell out of all these Zachlikes. Till then, I’ll just have to console myself pretending, whithin the limits of responsibility, that my job is the best Zachlike ever.

I’ve put a good 200 hours into Hyrule Warriors and only like, 5 into FE Warriors, but so far I don’t think it has the depth that HW does. The gameplay is better and enemy density is higher (huge draw for a Warriors game) but the History Mode doesn’t stack up to Adventure Mode with only 10-20 battles on each map that…

The kids should’ve started singing the Star-Spangled Banner. The old guy would’ve been forced to either remove his hat, stand at attention, and fall off the bus and get run over, or disrespect veterans.

You know, this is getting a little tiresome...

If this happened before he made a “Death to Jews” joke, if it happened before all his Nazi jokes, if it happened before his twitter relationship with Alt-Right trolls like Lauren Southern (who gives us Canadians a bad name), if it happened before his jokes about Charlottesville, if it happened before his…

No, but every bullet is inscribed with “shot from my Hard Light”.

Hi guys that have fun - please do not have fun because people suffer in the world. Got it?

Any time someone mentions half life fanfiction, I default to this: