Judging by where his eyes are looking, I'm thinking he's about to find out if he hasn't already.

Nailed it!

"I don't normally ask for selfies on the first date; But your clothes were kind of loose, and I didn't get a very good look."

That's more in the way the story is told, but I'm guessing he's not operating with on nearly as high a level as you're likely giving him credit for. His process is likely more credited to trial and error and a desire to see some T&A.

Yep. It's possible that "Joe Date" is genuinely unaware that his behaviour is offensive or inappropriate, which is the terrifying part.

What about Naoto's hand, conveniently brushing up against a very perturbed looking Kanji?

Here's my advice: All you need to text to him is, "You know what? I've decided I don't want to meet up with you. Don't contact me again." Then, as soon as you send that text, go full nuclear on him. Block him on OKC, block his number and have nothing to do with him again. You don't need to give him a reason, nor does…

Loading Screen Simulator 2006.

Internet is closer to a utility. When, in all of history, have utility costs ever gone down.

Relevant:

This is practical in that it's practically a use for a 360 controller.

Sad thing is, I've always wanted a game like Weapon Shop de Omasse. I've always had this fantasy of a game that was, like, a cross between a RPG and god simulator, where you'd run your own kingdom and send heroes out on adventures and manage things behind the scenes. (Like a deeper version of the Kairosoft game…

Wow's always been pretty daringly close to anime, at least, in it's concept art.

You haven't been following very closely.

That didn't take long.

"Nanomachines, son"

Mighty No. 9 is a pretty good counterpoint, with a very similar situation to this game.

I've made it a policy not to back games without some sort of a working in-game screenshot.