It’s depressing how often I trot this out lately, but goddamn does it hold true.

He looks like Johnny Gargano went on such a long crack binge that it turned him mentally retarded.

To think they have the audacity to compare other people to primates. He could have been the stunt double for the monkey kid in the ‘90s Jumanji without makeup.

behold the master race

Opinions are like buttholes, and yours stinks.

Hori split pad pro. I have it, and it feels pretty good!

I’m not a big fan of the Gamecube controllers (that button placement was always weird for me) but this looks so, so much more comfortable than the joycon.

Ads on FOXNEWS: “Hummer is back! Buy one to piss off the libs!”

Shit. Does this mean I’m going to have to stop hating Hummers because of their anti-environmental image?

You’re really going to differentiate between all the darn iterations of the same systems? Seems redundant and disingenuous.

Poor little Nazi snowflakes can’t take a joke from a real live comedian. Muh freeze peach. Pants shitting draft dodger Ted Nugent wanted to hang Obama. Ted’s a joke but he is no comedian.

Rollin’ in my 5.0 with the rag top down so my hair can blow. The girlies on standby waving just to say hi.

I only want one if it takes six AA batteries and lasts for 45 minutes on a charge. That’s how the OG speedrunners were born. That’s the retro experience I want.

That’s a Foxstang. I’d wager with some sort of 5.0 under the hood. 

Who says they want a sandwich and brings back a fucking hamburger?

This may be the best answer ever given to this question. To the window.......

I’m more of a doubles and coconut water for breakfast type of person.  When I get to Trinidad coconut water with jelly is usually my first meal once I get out of the airport.  Then I will get a doubles or two.  

I don’t agree with Clarkson hating on Greta, but I think his message is valid. Why should we sit around and argue about how we are going to die and when we are going to die, instead of focusing on how to fix these issues?

Add some collallo and you’ve hit all the food groups. And in a not boring way. 

Ah, gotcha. I guess that makes sense. I think we just call all of it stuffing regardless if it’s cooked inside or outside the bird.