Saw Title.

I tried Smashburger fries once.

Whitson, could you try to not be wrong about literally everything? Five Guys is so delicious I’m going to go buy an order of cajun fries right now just to piss you off.

I thought this was going to be adorable and diverse toddlers explaining race. Instead I got yuppie scum being malignantly racist. Bad headline.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

Roger. Coleman is a nice little town of 700 people, 95% of whom are white, in northern Wisconsin. If there are riots, you can probably just go fishing and be fine.

Deadpool movie is a brainchild of Ryan Reynolds, that movie wouldn’t have happened without him. Or am I missing something?

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

She literally had to debate my elementary school bully. Except on a national stage. And had to take him seriously.

please, he’s one of the most genuine people in Washington. granted that’s a low bar, but he’d clear even the highest bars of that measure.

Trying this near an American college campus would leave a business in shambles by the end of the day.

With a Buy-It-Now of $9500, this 2006 GTO is a great car that no one notices.

How DARE YOU buy a truck that fits your needs and budget!

OF COURSE they’re doing it for publicity. It’s why you protest - to put public attention on an issue.

I was thinking, based on his comments, he looks more like a guy explaining to Chris Hansen that the wine coolers and condoms in his grocery bag were purely coincidental and he was only there because his daughters friend “needed someone to talk to”

Schilling is the same guy who went absolutely batshit insane when his daughter was the subject of social media trolls a little while ago. Yet he has no problem with the Trumpster drooling over young girls. Why, it’s almost like Curt’s a giant goddamn hypocrite!

The Gunshow Poophole: When you try to stick your entire arm up your ass, but there’s no room because your head has taken up all of the available space.

Never broke her smile, and then capped it off with the “we’re just friends” arm pat. Beautiful.

Goddamn that was some amazing evasive maneuvering.