Furniture was more likely to move under its own power.

Chasing ze Germans with a BMW V12 will sure show 'em.

I think you have it wrong...the new ones are modern art. The ones from the 80s are colossal shitboxes.

put the glue down, son.

Who needs all these fancy new doodads. You don't know what livin' is 'til you drive a team of horse like I used to. All these ridiculous wires you stick in your ears to hear a bunch of caterwauling from some half-dressed floozie. We didn't need all this new-fangled shit to have fun in my day. We'd just walk out into…

Ohh he damn well can, I would figure he would pose with the car he won in.

As far as I'm concerned, that man can stand next to any car he damn well pleases.

I love Jalopnik's standing policy of saving all the most gloriously hyperbolic headlines for exhaust video posts.

Probably the new Kawei K 23,28563 Duper Suty.

When Ford inevitablydoes this on the next SVT Mustang, will we call it the FLOW-PONY or FLOWNY?

I was unaware that the C7 was included in that recall.

I don't think the two year old could reach the pedals.

I have vivid dreams of my week spent driving the new Stingray, especially the exhaust note when my foot would find the floor. Now just from this short clip those dreams will surely be replaced by an angrier engine note and "hey, you want a piece of me" styling. Cannot believe we're living in a day and age when a…

Don't have much spare time, but this is a quick one. Hope you guys like it.

"Dear Mr. Rovell,

They have to do something useful with Lincoln first.

Pretty big circus "midget"