Heads up! NO, STUPID, HEADS DOWN!

If VXR and Lotus could work together under the hood, you'd have an amazing car.

It makes for a good hot air balloon. So, there's that, I guess.

I have seen 4- no, I am lying to you, they were all different colors- FOUR, in Peoria, Morton and Normal, Illinois. It was weird. I honestly did not know that car went beyond the concept stage and to see one travelling down I74 with the top down was a strange experience.

My grade school soccer coach had one in that off burgundy red. He gave me a ride to practice one time and, on the way into the parking lot, he bumped up over the curb with the front right tire and managed to knock the exhaust off completely.

This comment doesn't bode well for you, I'm afraid.

Produce a high-volume SUV? No, silly. You simplify. You cut Bahar, you drive to Luton [Google says 2h 30m on the A11, if you take the Exige you might get there faster] and you ask Vauxhall if they want to make another Carlton, or in this case, a Lotus Insignia. Driving directions, on me. [goo.gl]

Was this during the bank robber traffic stop?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!

The excuses for doing this just keep mounting, and they keep getting more and more credible.

Brace yourselves. The FIREY DEATH, early wrecks, crazy pricing, elite customers, possibly Eddie Griffin, inane top speeds, poor driving, Stefan Eriksson (No, wait, isn't he in jail?), the entire population of the United Arab Emirates and charitable Popes are coming.

Volkswagen Spokesperson: "This was the original design to revive Bugatti as a supercar maker, but after gauging the reactions from the public, a different approach was taken."

The Zombie Kombi, man.

In other news, the City of Aurora Police Department has taken delivery of a few new Chevrolet Caprice police cruisers. News at 10.

You never fuck your viewing population in the ass, BBC.

You get an honorable mention if I win. You and Bob Segar.

But, really, when making a purchase like this, you should really ask yourself: "Can you swim?"

A diamond like that is forever.

They take in their stride, don't they? Or, perhaps, a jaguar's leap?

I have to say, even the subtle changes make these trucks look fairly good