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I just love that there’s somebody with the first name of “Nimrod.”

10 years ago I went to see one of the top (according to people in the know) endocrinologists in Chicago. Just for a goof I asked him about vitamins. He said very seriously, “Never, ever take a vitamin. There’s no evidence they do anything, and the evidence we do have suggest that people who take vitamins live shorter

While over near the Lincoln Park Zoo, don’t MISS these close-by attractions.

I’m not thrilled to admit this, but I struggled with this ever since I started having sex. There’s only one answer (if you don’t have an actual medical condition - 99% of you struggling do NOT have a medical condition). Simply, you MUST give up masturbation. Go without for few months. The sensitivity returns within

The reason that interest has died down is that nobody has cracked iPhone 7 yet. If that happens, the devs will start building tweaks again that Apple doesn’t allow, and people will flood back to jailbreaking. But for now, it’s dead. In fact, there’s only a few guys (seemingly) working on it. Oh well...

Awesome - I’m amazed that other to-do apps haven’t implemented this board view yet (as far as I know). I use Trello for to-dos, which really isn’t its strength. Maybe I’m in the minority of people that want to see their to-dos mapped out visually at once. Anyone else feel this way?

Darn Tough. Lifetime warranty. Enough said.

Darn Tough. Lifetime warranty. Enough said.

My next one will be called “Art-Cade” and will be loaded with photos of, you guessed it, Art Garfunkel. White afros for everyone!

I’m putting the finishing touches on my Arcade Fire arcade. Puns are the highest form of comedy, right?

Being a sour-puss here, but I was just deciding on a new remote yesterday and had my “a-ha” moment - my phone has an IR blaster and why not just get an smart remote app? And I did. $5 and it does everything. Wondering how many people are making that same decision.

VOTE: Go Launcher EX

Basting does nothing - the skin membrane will not let anything in. At least according to the Alton Brown turkey recipe. Brining, however, is essential. What do you guys think?

Anyone using JustHost? They're super cheap, and decent.