I'm living proof of concept. My parents sent me to a very conservative (in basically every sense of the word) school K-8 because it was the best education available. They were very clear about the things they disagreed with that my school taught and why. They also told me I still had to be respectful to my teachers…

You're an idiot. gourmet goober may not be a parent, but he/she was at one time a child who has experience in being able to privately communicate about very personal issues with a medical professional without an overbearing parent. Regarding this very specific issue, it's not about being a parent, it's about being…

If you are not a carrot, please don't have an opinion on carrots.

"You don't understand...I'm a completely ineffective parent!"

OMG, my friend from college literally just posted this on FB a few days ago. When we asked her the same question (how can 5 minutes undo a lifetime of parental teachings) the feedback I got from other commenters was that since I wasn't a parent I could never understand-basically invalidating my opinion.

You have to expect and accept the bias. Media leans way left. As a result, most people will fall in line because they don't care enough to think for themselves. That's why you're getting your balls busted in these replies.

"Down-the-middle meatball". You know, because the object of a ceremonial first pitch is to get an imaginary batter to swing and miss at it.

Agreed. Also, the fact that there wasn't more emphasis on Verne Troyer's strike make it clear that this is an anti-midget site as well.

Snoop threw a gyroball with a joint in his mouth.

Best ever, for a few reasons.

this is good kinja

I think the blame lies with Wade's illiterate parents, not the sports journalists of the world.

Great review! Honestly, my big problem is all the fun stuff is really in the first half. I'm starting to wonder if Singer will get a chance to make the lighthearted superhero movie he's fully capable of.

Simple: Deadspin is a bunch of nerds that never played sports...they sat around WRITING about sports

This wouldn't motivate me, but there is a thing called heart and grit and it matters. I don't get why you guys at Deadspin are so anti-hustle.

We played a hockey team yesterday and won 8-0 and we all commented after how none of them even tried. It exists.

thanks for reminding me! i have to go cut myself now.

Put some kids in there with bows and arrows and have them play a game of killing each other, and the last survivor gets fed or something. We can televise the child murders and we'll call it the I Could Use Some Food Games

Poor DRAFTRON 3000, it wasn't your fault the intern selected "WR ONLY" and nobody noticed for 3 years.

All these tax dollars will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.

What I found most interesting about your well-selected set of tweets is that most of them aren't Sterling apologists. They start with "Now, let's be clear, fuck that guy, BUT" which suggests that the misunderstanding of 1st Amendment is real, whereas I'd always suspected it was more a matter of convenient…