Is that the Big Show on the cover?

They ended the game for this? I don't mean to sound insensitive (I hope he is OK!) but ending the entire game seems out of the ordinary...

If you think the song "Little Motel" is sad, don't watch the video. Seriously.

is this your favorite song off the album? I don't know this album as well as the others. But always liked "Little Motel".

For what it's worth, according to the FBI, one of the reasons this distinction is made is to distinguish 'forcible rape' from 'statutory rape'.

I know that sounds extreme, but it's probably not the fault of the agency. A lot of public workers, including cops, firefighters, and teachers, have clauses about paid administrative leave until a situation is resolved. This can include criminal charges. Even if the agency wanted to just fire the person, it may not be…

What is this "not fappable" of which you speak?

I feel Melancholia was definitely lacking full penetration. If Kirsten Dunst would have been taking cocks it might have made it bearable.

It's bewildering to think that an actual conversation was had in which all of this was set up, and everyone involved was somehow convinced that the final product was a cool thing that needed to be posted on Instagram. Just, like, negative levels of self-awareness going on here.

As soon as they unveiled the new uniforms, the team received requests from over 40 players to change their number to 80085.

Considering the guy is apparently famous enough to have one of those "put your face in here and pretend to be his girlfriend then take a picture" attractions at a local restaurant, is it really that surprising he was able to pull so much ass?

"He deserved my scorn, but doesn't deserve it from everyone else."

Borderline pedophile? You're either a pedophile or not, the term cannot be quantified or qualified, much like mediocre, infinite or supreme. Heck, the same applies for perfect, and it's not like there's a major document on which the U.S. was founded with the sentence We The People of The United States, In Order to…

"For the record, I am no snooper. It's just not my style..." Except for this one time! Not saying this guy is not a dog, but this chick lies a lot.

So I'm curious Deadspin, why did you choose to block out the woman's face, but show the guys? If she is willing to post that shit online, then she should be woman enough to own up to it. I wouldn't care about most of it, but when someone works at a school and you call them a borderline pedophile, with no real proof,…

This guy can get 6 different women to sleep with him? Are we sure he's not the one doing the ethering?

"I don't usually share drama on social media"

"This year's Daytona is looking a lot like last year's."

Please....Damn it! Make this be the last mention of the Bear.

Illinois: New York? No. Chicago hates NYC, but the rest of Illinois doesn't give a fuck about NYC and the whole of Illinois doesn't give a fuck about the large state of New York.
And most Chicagoans hate Wisconsin more than they hate NYC, so I'd say N. Illinois hates Wisconsin. S. Illinois hates Missouri.