With a 1:52:00 half-marathon! (Though that wasn't in Afghanistan.)

"a little longer than us?" = a little longer than others?

"You do realize that you are the dipshit vet that the rest of us laugh at because you can't accomplish anything else in your life and keep talking about OIF/OEF?"

"So you are a douche who thinks just because you served you are entitled to to whatever you want and everyone should kiss your feet. You have received far more than WW1 vets ever did."

Ha! Why? Because I acknowledge I'm an asshole?

You really can't see the space between the line of officers and the crowd?

I completely agree with you. I wouldn't have a problem with either of them being the target.

Which means I'm probably also the only one here who finds humor in the Darwin Awards.

"Man, this is really a big deal to you."

Actually, most notable events I will usually tell the people present, "This is going in the memoirs."

"Since when is it illegal to cross the street?"

"Yeah, I'm sure they're real grateful when some overly aggressive asshole incites all the students behind them that they're trying to calm down."

Finally, a response I like and agree with.

"[A]nd she probably didn't realize she was in a war zone."

I watched it again for the umpteenth time already and...

Well, I didn't tell any stories and the only reason I put the uniform up is because the guy claimed I was a security guard, saying - and I quote - "Don't worry, one day you'll have your opportunity to be that guy with ALL THAT POWER."

Yes, I am definitely an asshole. You're certainly not the first person to say that to me.

At the 1:07 mark is when she says her car is "right over there".

And she couldn't use deductive reasoning to figure out, "I should probably go around"?