Thats how you F**king cross shop.

chirping 3rd gear? You need better tires, and rear wheel drive, and more weight over the ass. Like a used 997, for example.

Let's play "guess who owns a Focus ST"...

Did you not read anything he wrote at all? Must not have.

Now here's the difference: When I take a risk, I acknowledge that I'm taking the risk and assume any negative consequences, should they occur. I bought a car non-running, failed to fix it, and took a financial hit because of my own mistakes and failure to accurately diagnose the car's issues, then wrote about it as a…

That's because there's a tarp covering the car.

OH MY GOD take this off the website immediately I don't want any of you assholes outbidding me on it!

If GTA has taught me anything, it's that once you have a luxury car, every car is a luxury car.

Not bad...

If you can touch them, they're real.

looks like the front end... Idk I have the flu. Fuck me, right?

Keep in mind I talk with mostly folks who are not as well informed. That is why they come to me. Los Jalops tend to be more open minded.

Since it's a Hyundai product, I predict 40 MPG highway which will later revealed to be overestimated by 40%.

PP, haha. That is too funny!

I never joke about my work, 007...

Are you sure the eclipse was a great vehicle?

He let Jesus take the wheel.

I guess you'd need to drink your sorrows away for buying an Infiniti flagship.