And everyone knows he meant, “for your age.”

Police: “Freeze!”

It’s just gotten to the point that news like this just depresses me. It’s just another reminder of the kind of thing that’s supposed to obviously matter, but that obviously isn’t going to.

Lol, it doesn’t have a brain; it’s not suffering, but it is probably posting comments on kinja.

Thou shall not steal motherfuckers. Which commandment is this one?

Putin will bring menstruating women with him into a meeting to scare Trump.

“Donald Trump doesn’t like to do his homework. So in an attempt to get him to actually read the shit they are putting in front of him, aides have prepared memos in “tweet-length sentences in the hopes that he’ll actually read them.”

Can’t be a 10 if she’s flat.

No doubt Trump’s noticed that Amelia Earhart has done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more.

Trump will negotiate her return from the Japanese. No worries.

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

What? He likes hanging around seclude places.

Why does someone like David Bowie die in their 60s and KFC gobbling fat fuck Donald get 10 more years on him?

This is whats called distraction and damage control. Under fire about stealing designs and your legal troubles? Trot something like this out to distract people from that.

We execute people for:

So people need to starve under her to learn to vote against her and her party.

Some of those republican voters need to suffer under a republican congress before they will change or abstain.

Fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuckityfuck.

Why aren’t the NRA folks rioting over this? A responsible gun owner did everything you’re supposed to do but was killed.

Church stops telling people who and how to fuck, people will stop bring their fucking-related issues to church.