YEP

“He said Dada today, three times!”

I don’t care if politicians are personally pro-life, so long as they don’t impose that on their constituents. That’s what “pro choice” means, after all.

Most parents wouldn’t disown their child for taking antibiotics or having their appendix removed.

So guys. Personal story time. As it turns out, my husband and I are in therapy because he turned into a real solid dickbag last year and....well, anyway. The point is that a lot of our unhealthy dynamic centers around the fact that he is severely passive aggressive.

I did not see that coming.

Nazis gonna Nazi.

I’m a speech-language pathologist so I just always analyze how people speak. I can’t turn it off. She isn’t fluent in English. She has a basic knowledge that can get her through but I doubt she is able to handle deeper level conversations. It solidifies to me that Donald basically just wants someone that is pretty. He…

“I have been with Donald for 18 years” ...Donald divorced wife 2 17 years ago.

I also increasingly feel for her, and definitely felt bad for her tonight. When she married Trump, I think she signed up for a pretty ordinary trophy-wife type marriage. She probably thought he was kind of eccentric, but what silver-spoon tycoon isn’t?

How Is everyone missing the point that she lifted it from the woman married to, according to Trump, a devious mass murderer? Obama, the Kenyan Devil? There’s enough irony here to build an aircraft carrier.

just like The Donald wrote “Art of the Deal” himself!

“He will never, ever give up. And most importantly, he will never, ever let you down.” -Melania Trump

Between this and the Trump/Pence logo, I am now convinced that there is a maybe not-so-small group of Republican operatives secretly trying to bring down Trump from the inside.

“I don’t follow college sports.”

I never thought that I would value anything LaToya ever did or said. I was wrong.

What really gets me is that Trump’s supporters criticize Hilary because her husband was unfaithful while simultaneously supporting a man who everyone knows cheated on his first wife.

“That’s an insult to my intelligence. I have the ability to think on my own.”