Because I do not know how to .gif on here; please imagine this text replaced with Tobias Funke (no, I also do not know how to do umlauts) screaming:

I sure hope someone is bringing the Tide Pods in order to clean their mouths afterward.

Hey.

Fully understanding our place in sports; I say this with all expectations of a horrible, soul-crushing, leave-me-in-tears-while-cowering-fully-clothed-in-the-shower heartbreak; but...*whispers* maybe this year we’ll break it...

I think the second they lose Pardon My Take, they’re toast. PMT has the “you don’t need to be a stoolie to listen” side that people can talk themselves into one and not the other (present company included, to be honest) but if PFT and (especially) Big Cat go; no way in hell someone like Portnoy or KFC reach as big an…

I’d like to be the first one to reply and actually get your sarcasm.

As someone who is 1/4 Slovenian; thank you. Or should I say, “*Insert Slovenian ‘thank you’*”.

Realistically, if this WAS just a fan who really loved Colangelo; wouldn’t they have come out by now and yelled, “Leave Bryan alone!”? It’s strange to me that someone who defended him through everything would then be silent when literally everyone is going after him.

In fairness; his hard hitting expose on manatees should have won him a Pulitzer.

This was great. On a Monday morning, no less. You, sir, take the early lead for the week.

Is there any chance this was another, ‘Flash-forward’? Throughout the season he has pictured his life with Sally and while his whole, “starting...NOW” seems to point to it actually happening; part of me thinks that it was Barry looking forward and realizing if he wants to start clean; he has to get as far “away” from…

Don’t be so crabby about it

As someone who lives in Seattle, I’m always fascinated at how different everything East of the Mississippi is (distance wise), compared to how we PNW’ers perceive it. When you mentioned how far West the panhandle of Florida is, I looked at the map and actually realized, “Holy shit, that’s actually a straight shot from…

Who is the Donkey Sauce in this equation?

I usually go through Amazon Prime for their documentaries (historical documentaries, tons of them!), individual network apps for specific shows, and find myself only going to Netflix more out of habit before realizing I am about to watch “The Office (seasons 2-4, because, really)“ once again.

Ok but we’re Mariners fans and don’t ask for much so if this is the hill we’d like to die on in order to properly acknowledge the man who hit the double that saved baseball in Seattle, please let us.

I’ll come out and say it, “fuck Chalreth Cutestory”

The street that no one uses? The Port was absolutely the reason the vacation never got approved and they used Geoff Baker and the Seattle Times as their mouthpiece (the Times couldn’t save the Port Commissioner, he was replaced during the last election. This situation was cited as being the main reason his re-election…

Ah yes; the “magical” Key Arena proposal. Renovating Key Arena in 2008 was, “not a viable option” for the Sonics and a new arena had to be built in order for Clay and his friends to keep the team in Seattle. Now? Even though Chris Hansen had an idea to use ALL private money for a SoDo arena (in the same area as Safeco…

I wish I had friends who wanted to play RISK as much as I did. I love that game and when it’s really competitive; it can get really, really fun.