Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

its like when you were little and fighting with your brothers in the car on the way to see Tarzan and your mom said she would turn the car around if you didnt stop and you didn’t believe her so you kept fighting and then she did and your life flashed before your eyes.

It’s not the end all here. Life will go on, markets will react in their usual stupidly overdramatic fashion for a while and a new norm will be created and there’ll be balance in the force once more.

I must nitpick and point out that Northern Ireland is not in Great Britain. (I know you only implied it, but still.)

I saw a graphic that showed that England voted for Brexit, while Northern Ireland and Scotland voted against it. While technically Great Britain voted for Brexit, the geographic breakdown of the vote also raises some questions about the continuation of the UK. Does this mean that the Scottish independence movement…

Oh, my friend, trust me on this, you really don’t want to know...

Just came her to say that Israel has cut off all water supply to West bank — during ramadan. How dare we try to BDS Israel. Fuck Israel.

NYE 1999 belonged to him.

Calm down there, Satan.

Poor little guy. I bet he was exhausted.

Music is the tits, end of story. Some say it’s good, some say it’s bad. Some like classical, some like rock, some like this, some like that. Could be way worse, we could have to live without it altogether. Just enjoy people making it, even if it’s not for you.

Worse than the guy at the blackjack table who constantly calls it poker?

My Grandpa’s opinion back in the day on the ‘flu’ statement [for full effect imagine an old man with a beard, a half naked lady sailor-type tattoo on his forearm, a pipe and a can of PBR]:

Talk about a viral video!

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Hoooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu, brother.

This little shit thinks he has room to talk about “thirsty”?

Dunno. I voted for Obama and sometimes I wonder wtf he's doing so many snl tv show type of appearances.

Um, maybe you’re the thirsty one David Spade. Nobody gives any sort of fuck what you think about basically anything.