The soap will remove the oil from the pan and it will rust over time.

The Browns didn't use him as an every down back in the first two weeks. He was only on the field about 60-65% of the time. I don't know if he wasn't blocking the way the Browns wanted or what, but he was not seeing passing down duties this year.

Plus getting the guy to third base with one out for a sac fly opportunity is nice. I'm not a fan of bunting, but this is one of a few situations where it is acceptable.

Espinosa did not know he was allergic to ant bites.

Weeden is injured and Campbell looked horrible in relief last week. I'm hoping that the decision is because they think Hoyer gives them a better chance to win than Campbell.

Not saying that he is any good, but Weeden is injured and not being leapt on the depth chart.

+1 poop digit

I guess your comment "he didn't deserve the car in the first place!" just rubbed me the wrong way. Yes, he damned well deserved. Anyway, nobody knows the details of the insurance settlement.

Who knows what the insurance settlement was. He only stated that it would cost twice its value to fix it. Maybe the settlement was enough to go buy a different 959 and he opted not to.

“They told me he was murdered. I said, ‘What? Murder? That doesn’t sound like him. Not the Jonathan I remembered.’ The Jonathan I remembered was a soft-spoken kid, quiet and to himself."

Looks like he's trying to rub out a win. Similar to my Saturday afternoon.

He didn't say ranking don't matter. He said they "don't matter in the way that, say, BCS rankings matter." There is a difference.

Thirty dollars! A quarter runs you $100 around these parts.

A bar chart would be nice also so it would actually be readable.

Is this the most used .gif in Deadspin history? It has to be, right? I don't care, I'll still laugh every time I see it.

1(a) Green tea with Jinro soju (Ocha-hai)

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I don't know if it's better, but the comment section is great.

Probably MSG and/or soy.

It's just like his spending. Unsustainable.