He's not an asshole, he's a cocksucker. Get it straight.

That's a mighty fine uvula right there.

First cousin once removed.

Where does Denny's fit into all of this? They even have Denny's in Japan!

Damn, this bear has more talent than I do. Excuse me while I go put a bullet in my brain pan.

No doubt. Matheny is upset that the umps wouldn't magically erase Boggs meltdown for him?

I'm sure he prefers it that way. He is a shy guy and I don't know how he would deal with a lot of media attention.

Don't wait until after communion to start doing that. There's only a limited amount of time to get your "perv" on at church.

Not sure if anyone posted this.

"(Half a fucking cow? Where do they get it? Half-A-Cows R Us? I don't know what to do with this information. I feel like my life has been changed forever.)"

Perhaps Rickie Ricardo could get Chapman a moonlighting job at this sweets factory.

If you look at their website, you can see a handful of places that have S.Hiit or S-Hiit instead of HIIT. Elaborate joke a viral marketing?

He got confused when she said they were going to do a Short High Intensity Interval Training. The lesson is to never use acronyms around laymen.

That's not a dude taking a shit. It's actually just a very well done mural. I saw it in the latest issue of GOOP.

Commercial in Japan.

ESPN unleashed a monster fart on First Take back in 2007 when Skip Bayless started fouling the air.

Wasn't this the alternate ending for Forrest Gump?

I had a friend who had a double masectomy because she had a likelihood similar to Angelina Jolie. She also had a sister die of breast cancer about two years ago, so I see where she was coming from.

That's one fine looking bitch. The dog ain't bad either.

What a courageous animal! That bear nearly took down a terrorist all by itself.